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avatar Agni Gauss
Delivering pizza is a really cruel job. I can smell them, but I can't eat them. I'm a gynecologist. LMAOX

Delivering pizza is a really cruel job. I can smell them, but I can't eat them. I'm a gynecologist. LMAOX

avatar jojo9

Our pizza delivery man really went above and beyond. Hey, you take this. Okay, got it. Thank you. All set. Thank you. Watch out. Just be cool. I can set my car alarm off if you want. Oh, he doesn't. He doesn't want the pizza, right? No, he wants the pizza. He wants the pizza. There he goes. Hi, baby. You don't get pizza.

avatar Anthony Miller

D'AMORES PIZZA 156. Hey man, sorry about the door. Don't worry about it, it always comes back. Where's the pizza? It's here, Jennifer. Oh yeah, one pepperoni? That's me. I'm not paying for this. What? This is a joke? Wait, what? You messed with the wrong guy, pal. DAILY NEWS catastrophic blast chemical tank drops. Dude, I'm the delivery boy, I didn

avatar jojo9

where's my invite to the pizza party guys? I haven't ordered anything for Theodore? are you Theodore? did you order the pizzas? no there's another pizza coming now having a Tuesday arvo pizza party? no wrong address mate don't get 'em out we haven't ordered them so you're having a pizza party? no f**k head somebody's f**ken dudded ya's that's why t

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Before the internet these people would take your order, write down an address and deliver a pizza to your home in less than 30 minutes by using a paper map like some sort of mystical land pirate

Before the internet these people would take your order, write down an address and deliver a pizza to your home in less than 30 minutes by using a paper map like some sort of mystical land pirate

avatar Isabella Lewis

Delivery Man: DELIVERING PIZZA. Here you go. Homeowner: Nahh. You ain't change back? Delivery Man: Have a good one! Homeowner: Um, I ordered soda too. Random Car: HONKING. Delivery Man: Keep, keep, keep blowing the fucking horn and I will wait here even longer. Give me a couple minutes, I gotta run back to the store for it. I forgot it. Homeowner:

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